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When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.
ew! that guy at the party last night was being a woody
The act of putting a jalapeno seed in your pee-hole
My girlfriend gave me a Spicy Woody last night
When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.
For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!
When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.
Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills
When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection
Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house
a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley
people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)