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A yawn that travels throughout the room and is able to affect everyone that notices the previous yawn which causes them to yawn as well.
Joe says, "Oh noessss, I'm about to yawn!"
His friend Jessie replies, "Oh damn, we're sitting in H&M with all these people around, a chain yawn might go off!"
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When you yawn like you are trying to do a goatse with your mouth.
*cat yawn*
Dude I could see your teeth!
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when someone yawns publicly, without covering properly- you make a gesture with your empty hand as if holding a ginormous penis and flash it at your opponent to let him know he is gay.... now and forever!
variations include creative additions to make a more dramatic cock yawn- like opening an imaginary can of soda in front of the yawning offender, shotgun pump action, torpedo...etc.
Rob, yawning in class without covering his mouth was viciously cock yawned by Rick- now Rob is gay!
Patrick(just cock yawned) is now gay! thats the worst thing that could have ever happened to you!!!
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notice spelling The act of vomiting into a dialated anus.
The view of Lisa's gaping asshole presented Cliff only one option: to tickle his tonsils and go for the Technicolon yawn.
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When a pedestrian is waiting at a bus stop yawning and you witness the yawn taking place when you drive-by and inevitably have to yawn immediately after.
Not again! I hate Drive-by Yawning!
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The foul smelling woft of bad breath that you expell first thing in the morning when yawning usually after a night out drinking and smoking having collapsed on your bed forgetting to brush your teef.
I woke up after a heavy nights boozing next to a girl i did not recognise with a traffic cone in the corner of my room and a bike lock round my neck. She yawned and jeeeezus did i get the full force of her yawn pong. I then threw up on her.
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A massive smelly fart. Not just a weedy little parp, this one means your ass yawns big and emits the foulest gas from hell. See the goatse dude on Google Images search to see what it looks like.
Dude 1: "Oh my head. I drank ten pints last night and had a curry."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."
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