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Don't shit your dress!

A phrase used instead of calm down, take a chill pill, or relax.

Dude my cat is missing!!!

Dude it'll be fine, "Don't shit your dress!"

by AndyMacDaddy May 27, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

by Koknballz December 20, 2020


you got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

A term used by Jon hagy when monsters and creeps are online

Stop your shit and apologize You got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

by Billygraen January 4, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


whatever "shits your kicks"

Whatever "makes you smile/happy"

Person A: I'm thinking about dying my hair light orange...
Person B: Hey, whatever "shits your kicks"!

by Ima90sbb June 19, 2009

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

54πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dance dance shit your pants

the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.

(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)

by DDSYP case 0 November 12, 2010

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž