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Honestly the best feeling ever! Goes both ways for guys and girls. If you don’t like neck kisses you have serious problems! Boys named Ben give great neck kisses. Saying from personal experience ladies and gents. Lovely when received along with other kisses ie. when kissed on the lips and then followed down the neck and back up again. Not only are they great to receive but giving them is just as noice, especially when your recipient is smiling or chuckling. Receiving neck kisses will make you fall in love :)
Cody: Oh My Gawd! I’m so in love. Tom gave me so many neck kisses last night, he really loves me.
Izaah: Girl don’t get too ahead of yourself, I’m sure he does it to all of his bitches.
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a kiss is experienced while walking down a street and passing a open shop door emitting cool air conditioner air into the humid surroundings.
louise: why do we have to walk down this street?
william: because the winter kiss from that theatre is the business.
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After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'
She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.
"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."
"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."
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After a previous evening of extreme over consumption of say, spoiled Hungarian goulash; one then approaches a sleeping paramour, drops one’s trousers or raises one’s skirt, and then lets fly, right onto the face. n. Nasty kiss
The king ranch casserole was rife with Salmonella, so at the time of evacuation, he took the opportunity to blow his lady a nasty kiss.
Big Bob had been hammering White Castle cheeseburgers with jalapeños all night and pounding Falstaff beers all night while hosting a nasty stomach virus—when time came to blow, he sidled up to sleeping Betty Sue, pulled aside a loose leg of his shorts, and blasted her face while yelling “Thar’s ye a lil kiss babe!!!”
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When you suck a fart out of a someone's ass, hold your breath and then kiss them, releasing the fart gas into their mouth.
John: Bro Emma gave me a brown kiss last night it was so hot
James: Bro that's disgusting, get your mind checked
John: Nah bro don't kinkshame
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A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.
"Oh that was hot! Dolores gave me that hispanic kiss last night. It was good."
An anime tv show that everyone needs to watch I mean really frickin funny.Oh yeah and it’s Japanese language that means “god kiss “.
Dude isn’t Kamisama kiss the 2nd most greatest anime show ever?