rule 2

rule 2 of summer school: never listen to anh.

3 + 5 is in fact, 8, not 7.

rule 2.

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June 2

June 2 is the day that people come to say hi and make new friends some people but for other people it’s national cheat day if your dating someone u get a pass to cheat

Boyfriend:Its June 2 babe

Girlfriend:I know

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the stanger 2

A variation of the stranger. Involves sitting on your dick while erect, or putting an ice pack on your dick, thus, making it numb. then proceed to rub one out while your dick is numb, so you feel as though "a stranger" is performing the deed.

"Last night, i didn't feel like getting my hand numb and doing the stranger, so I decided to sit on my dick instead and do the stranger 2."

"I don't really have the right type of dick for the stanger 2, it hurts too bad to try and fold it over and sit on it, so i stick to the stranger"

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Warzone 2

ONe of the best if not the best COD BR to ever exist

I love playing Warzone 2 with my pretty good/not good friend ShinyLight-_-

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2 wrongs

It's like turning right and then making 2 180⁰ turns. It makes a right every time.

Hym "And that's the moral of the story. If someone wrongs you. Do something wrong in response. It doesn't even have to be the person who did it to you. Just anything wrong that can be done. Do it."

Iam "I wonder how he feels about non-violent non-schizophrenics..."

Hym "They should be made to believe they are schizophrenics so that they can make some news that 'he can only talk about if you join his Patreon' 😉 Amma right. Oh yeah you should have seen it. 2 women walking single file down the street with baby carriages. Maybe a car length and a half between them. Is that what would have make it stop for me Steven? Tilting the wheel and jumping off a bridge? Hey, did you get any subscribers cus of me? There's the answer you wanted. 2 wrongs making a right is always the answer. I'll wait. Maybe someone else will do it and I'll get to watch."

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Division 2

Being shitty or second rate in anything.

Lax bro: DUDE WE TOTALLY WON THE DIVISION 2 CHAMPIONSHIP!
Jeff: Congrats on beating a shitty team

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January 2

The worst people are born on this day. Lol they short af and have no hair. bald ass kid. they are litteral trash i cant even

Person 1: why is that kid under 5,7
Person 2: oh he was born on January 2 so he finna be mad short for the rest of his life and he'll go bald too

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