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The inbox you receive from an embarassed friend/co-worker/colleague after a night of experiencing their drunken antics, apologizing for their behavior.
Response: It's cool, Meg, you didn't have to apology-box me.
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A Tool Box is one that surrouds themselves with tools or is the biggest lead tool in a group of tool .
Jerry: Wow, Baldwin is a power tool.
Matt: Yeah but Longo is the Tool box .
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Someone who checks all the boxes to be pretty but, when you put it all together, it doesn't really work. From far away they're really pretty but, the closer up you get, you're able to see the flaws in their artificial beauty. All their attractiveness is fake, so it's not actually pretty.
The box checker is known to have weekly appointments at the tanning salon, dye their hair the lightest shade of bleach blonde, own every push-up bra from Victoria's Secret, and have long fake nails. Is a frequent user of both the Facetune app and the crown Snapchat filter. The most extreme box checkers have used plastic surgery to change that A-cup to a DD, which surprised literally no one.
Box checkers are typically very open sexually and, to your dismay, have hooked up with your biggest crush, older brother, and hot third cousin. But even though they've hooked up with all these people, they are ALWAYS single because who would want to date the girl with fake boobs and chlamydia. While they never have a problem going home with someone, they are all understood as "undatable."
Nate: I think Brittany's kind of pretty but something's off.
Lisa: Oh my god she's such a box checker. Her makeup is so caked on and her tan is totally fake. Also no way that's her natural hair color.
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Originating: Unknown
Loosely Synonymous: Slop Box, Fur Box, Hot Box, Hot Pocket, Fur Burger, etc.
A female's vagina, or "box", which tends to appear a bit less tight, or "sloppy". Some refer to these as "Roast Beef" because of the inner skin and lips protruding out in a messy fashion, usually resulting from having plenty of promiscuous sex.
She asked me to go down on her but when I took her thong off I thought I was looking at a roast beef sandwich. Total sloppy box.
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showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.
I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.
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Releasing hot boxed air from inside a vehicle by opening doors, winding down windows, and turning on fans; Therefore, breaking that vehicle's hot box.
Johnny opens hit door to pour out the old soda from his cup, when Tim yells at him and says,"Dude what are you doing, you're 'Breaking the Box'
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a home for poor people
something you put stuff in
used for moving
greg: hey meg lets go to your place7
daniel hutley (meg): we wont both fit in
greg: why
daniel hutley (meg): i live in a cardboard box
greg: piss of meg you have no friends
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