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Gamer Lemonade is when a person pisses in a bottle because their too lazy to go to the bathroom.
Mom: Damn it Johnny what did I tell you about pissing in bottles I’m not gonna keep cleaning up ur gamer lemonade
Johnny: but mom im busy playing valorant I don’t have time for potty breaks!
When you're playing a game and get a sudden urge to pee, so you stop the game and go rush to the bathroom to pee as fast you can, (probably without wiping after) to resume your game without wasting any time.
Joseph: "Hold up guys, I need to go take a gamer pee."
Franklin: "Bro he's one shot"
Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.
"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"
- Do you know any professional gamers?
- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)
A stinging sensation occurring in ones eye when staring at a screen for too long and not remembering to blink. Gamer Eye can occur during or after ones hardcore gaming sesh. Individuals finding themselves with gamer eye lasting longer than 5.3219 seconds should consult with a doctor as it may be a sign of Gamer Eyetis, a gamer ridden disease only contracted by the elitist of gamers.
Gamer1: Aye why Scape got gamer eye?
Gamer 2: he’s been counting the FPS manually in his edits and permanently suffers from Gamer Eyetis 😔
When self-appointed authorities in the gaming community attempt to dictate how others should play, speak, or engage based on personal preferences or perceived norms.
"I prefer playing stealthily in this game."
"You're not a real gamer unless you play aggressively."
"I like using this controller for gaming." "Real gamers only use XYZ brand. You're not serious about gaming."
"I enjoy playing casually for fun." "Casual gamers ruin the experience for serious players. Step up or quit."
"No, it's not a mod/playstyle choice!!! Silent Assassin is cheating, and anyone with half a brain cell is going to think of you as a cheater if you run it."
"Embracing a 'Gamer Gatekeeping' attitude, some assert their words as law in the gaming world, dictating how everyone should play. Disregarding these proclaimed rules may lead to exclusion from the gaming community."