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Katie Woods

kay-tee wu̇dz

A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.

I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.

by Mayhem208 December 31, 2025


Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound

Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!

by Pussy hound July 11, 2022


Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass

A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."

by cinidrot May 13, 2022


wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!

Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.

by Gridn308 January 6, 2024


Wood stain

Male cum.

There's wood stain all over my face.

by LighLigh February 24, 2022


Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.

“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”

by Sparkle Swallows April 18, 2022


no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 4, 2023