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A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
1) a mixutre between getting ripped on resin, kief, and blunt roaches all mixed up and rolled into a ball an smoked outta a bowl....it tastes soooo fuckin bad but after a few hits you wont even give a flying fuck about the taste...or the smell...which kinda smells like definition #2...
(used with the tense of "ed" or "ing")
2)a term that sounds a little bit more mature than "fart"...but then again not really...
1) "hey man wanna ripp sum ass w me"
"fuck yeah man dat shit tastes like shit tho...but its fuckin kill..."
2) fuck man did u just ripp ass
A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders
I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass
the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.
She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass
Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.
Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.
Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.
Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.