Hey Julian guess what today is
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
National leave your girl on read day
Bsf he left me on open
Did you not know today is December 9th?
On December 9th, there’s a tik tok trend where people will ask their crush out on that day
Jack: Hey bro you participating in December 9th?
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!
An amazing Sagittarius' birthday! Or for some reason now an Ophiuchus, like wtf NASA?
It's December 9th! Happy Birthday!
December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.
December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."
random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."