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a phrase from the popular meme, where 2 guys are in an elevator and the one recording says 'i'm gonna touch you' and the other says 'alright dude, what the flip'
"just you and me now... i'm gonna touch you"
"alright dude, what the flip"
Where washed up athletes attend higher education
Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured
Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.
dyvier. one word is all i have to say.
omg theres the most perfect dude ever !
A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.
Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks
A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.
also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?
Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.
Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?
Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...
Man 1: ... sugary dude.
when you wanna hook up and have plans to but you're being too antsy, so on the third text you send your partner wants you to calm down
what's your deal?
dude relax.