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YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM
that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan
guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane
Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"
Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.
Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan
absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you
Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games
Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
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The type of white boy with the huge dong.
Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .