Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.
(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up
Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.
person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’
person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”
the coolest guy ever
man “who was that guy from last night? he was mad cool.”
me “oh yeah that was jacob.”
Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.
Jacob’s insane at fortnite my guy
Jacob is the type of guy to be small and super fat belly with big backhead. He is often a racist that votes to send home the immigrentd of sweden. He is jealous at guys who look better than him. He is also the guy to like a girl and then when he gets rejected he sais that she looks like a dude. he is also the type of dude to talk shit about all the girls in his class and then say that other dudes in his class is talking shit about the girls just to get girls to like him.
#jacob i hate black people
#boy1 what!?
Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA
Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl