jake warren

guy who thinks he’s funny and wears sherpas.

HAHA funny one jake warren...

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

Jaking it

the act of Jake from Adventure Time masturbating.

I'm Jaking it.... I'm Jaking it....

Jake Stork

Virgin

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin