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magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"
The direct correlation between the amount of dues in a room and their effective work capacity
When Calked walked in, our dude magic went through the roof, bro!
Another of the looping toons on weebls-stuff.com.
Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.
Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!
A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.
You've just been magical appled.
When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
A person who is sensitive to magic and is able to feel it in their surroundings and "use" it by for example talking to animals.
Person 1: "I heard Bartholomew can talk to butterflies somehow."
Person 2: "Wow, thats weird. I bet he is magic-sensitive."
*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"