New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.

Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

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Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.

Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?

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Little Soldiers Mud Bath

When a man squats over the woman’s mouth, and releases a wave of steamy goodness from his anus into the woman’s mouth, after which he “throat fucks that bitch”.
(Can also be Done By two males)

John Told me that the "Little Soldiers Mud Bath" is a great way to impress and excite your peers

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Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam

When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.

I'm pissed at you and Colin for Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slamming me yesterday!

"all they need now is mud!

A comment made whe one refers to others that are fighting. Usually said by one male to another, dreamily as they mentally picture the scene,of the fighting pair.

Mick: Here Jimmy, did you know Kate and Sandra were fighting?
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!

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Irish mud shovel

Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.

Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.

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Get a little mud on your turtle

Anal sex. Any form of that said.

Seriously? You wanna get a little mud on your turtle? Ok, I'm down with a good hard assfuckin....