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When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.
Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!
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a prostitute with crooked teeth
that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick
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The Foreskin
Man 1, Dude, you got a penis beanie
Man 2, Yeah I was never circumcised as a child
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A giant douche who is prone to skidmarks and duck butter. Synonymous with shitty mcfagpants and mcbutterpants.
Alex is such a penis mcpenis; he always wears that same dirty ass jean jacket and reeks of elderberries. I wish he would cut that damn mullet.
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1. A very small penis which cannot be seen with the naked eye.
2. An invisible penis
3. What one might consider a unic to have.
4. Every man's worst nightmare.
Elyse is lucky she is no longer dating Max because he has an invisi-penis.
Max:Yo, Joe I had the worst dream ever. Dave: What was it about?
Max: I dreamed I had an invisi-penis!!
Dave:That wasn't a dream.
Max: Nooooo!!!!!
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A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.
Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!
Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
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When two males, violate eachother with their dicks. They rub their dicks against the other persons. They both enjoy it, and makes them groan like CRAZY!
Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHH!! penis sex..
Micheal: Your penis is so smooth.
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