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Someone who is totally unable to handle more than 3 alcoholic drinks
Elliott: oh jeez what the hell is your mother doing she's dancing on top of the table - oh no hold on she's just collapsed and is now under the table
Isa: she must have had another drink you know what she's like she can't handle her booze at all
Livy: yeah she's a real 3 drink drunk
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The act of stealing when intoxicated, only to feel guilty the next day and give the items to charity.
"How comes that designer leather jacket ended up in the charity shop for only £2?"
"It must have been Drunk Robin Hooding"
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drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA
That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows
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a puddleslut that loves getting skullfucked
that cum drunk scallywag sure sucks a mean cock!
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A new level of drunk way beyond tipsy, wasted and hammered. This goes as far as passing out with ur **** out and watching p0rn.Calling everyone 2 euros drunk and making silly hang gestures as well attacking people with a knife.
Did u see that kid who passed out looking at porno with his **** out he's 2 euros drunk.
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The greatest joke in the world. Send your buddy a link to www.embarrassing.net/images/drunkpartygirls.jpg and let the fun begin.
Oh man, that fucker sent me a link to drunkpartygirls, I'm going to kill him and eat his children.
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to get so drunk that you pass out...... and when you wake, you dont know what happened... you just know tha your bra and panties are missing... and your somewhere you never thought you would be or seen..... or in bed with someone you thought you would never sleep with or know.... and you have a server headache
Becky: o.m.g. where are my panties.... where am i??
Random Guy: their on the dresser
Becky: who are you!!
Random Guy: u dont remember me... that long night we had?!?
Becky: OMFG... my head hurts
Random Guy: ur soo white girl drunk
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