70 minus 1

Same as "69". Said when you want to appear clever to your friends. Or used when you need to say it in front of other people for a bit of stealth conversation.

Scene-crowded diner

Waiter: You boys need anything else?

Boys: No thanks.

waiter walks away

Bill: Hey, did you ever mess around with that bird from Club Strange that was hitting on you?

Fred: Oh yeah- we got into some "70 minus 1" at an afterhours I saw her at last weekend.

14👍 13👎

68 1/2

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

10👍 8👎

1-10 scale

A scale where 10 is the hottest and 1 is the fugliest

On a 1-10 scale: Damn that' girls ass is a 10 but her face is a 2

36👍 54👎

1-0 Lzzz

A message sent by a GTA tryhard after killing you in the most un-skillful way imaginable
For example orbital strike

XMyDadLeftMeX: "1-0 Lzzz hurensohn"

13👍 12👎

1-10 Scale

1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.

1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.

2-Monster

3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.

4-Just plain ugly

5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way

5 1/2-So close to getting past average

6-Cute, they don't make you horny.

7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.

8-Hot

9-Sexy

10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.

Trey: What is Linda on a 1-10 scale?

Aaron: Eww, she's a 2.

249👍 451👎

Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.

You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.

v=1/3lwh

The volume of a square or rectangular pyramid.

"HEY TIMOTHY, I NEED TO KNOW THE VOLUME OF A SQUARE OR RECTANGLE PYRAMID FOR A TEST, WHAT IS IT???"
"v=1/3lwh"