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When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.
Was telling the lads the other night, I had an orange dilemma last week...no fingernails left.
The master of all oranges, threw salty oranges since the beginning of life. His biggest accomplishment is destroying Maxime with a salty orange
Romain the Orange thrower just destroyed another galaxy with a salty orange.
A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.
I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.
The act of squeezing orange juice into the pisshole, then pissing it into the anus of a woman and drinking it out of her ass.
“My boyfriend gave me an orange lavaburst last night and the orange juice had pulp in it which made it very lumpy.”
A brand of orange juice that tastes as if it came from the sun god himself. Also referred to as liquid sun in a bottle. An often high-priced, elitest brand of OJ that is worth its weight in gold. Nothin’ but freshly-squeezed orange juice that isn’t even mixed with water. Simply makes other juices as well, but it all started with the OJ.
“Yo, is this Tropicana or Florida Orange Juice?”
“Are you on drugs, man? This is Simply Orange and it’s expensive, so lay off!”
A code meant to alert a significant other of a potentially embarrassing run in with a past sexual partner. This is to be able to tell them in front of children or other family or co workers etc. without having to explain in an awkward Situation.
(At your child’s 4th grade open house in a new school)
Him “oh god, code orange by the pencil sharpener “
Her “ in the dress? Or the boob shirt?”
Him “ boob shirt “
Her “oh, buddy, good job”
Orange Park is a town in Clay County, Florida, United States, and a suburb of Jacksonville. The population was 8,412 at the 2010 census. The name "Orange Park" is additionally applied to a wider area of northern Clay County outside the town limits, covering such communities as Fleming Island, Lakeside, and Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace.The town's name reflects the hope of its founders for a fruit-growing industry, but their crops were destroyed in the Great Freeze of 1894–95. Despite recovery elsewhere, the crops never came back to Orange Park.HistoryOrange Park in the late 18th century was known simply as Laurel Grove. The name Laurel Grove comes from Sarah and William Pengree who received a land grant from the Spanish governor. Laurel Grove was sold to Zephaniah Kingsley of the Kingsley Plantation upon William's death. Zephaniah developed Laurel Grove into a model farming plantation for over 10 years. In 1813 General Matthews invaded East Florida triggering the Patriots Rebellion. After Mathews left East Florida Zephaniah's wife Anna Madgigine Jai Kingsley burned down Laurel Grove to keep it out of Patriots hands.The Town of Orange Park was founded in 1877 by the Florida Winter Home and Improvement Company. Following the Civil War, the company purchased several thousand acres of the McIntosh plantation at Laurel Grove, for the purpose of creating a southern retreat and small farming community.
I visited Orange Park, Florida last week, I'm really bummed I have to go home.