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something that takes bitches out of the world so it is homeless
A Device Where People Only Get It To Yell At Other People.
I Got This Phone! Time To Yell At People About What I Like On Social Media!
this is for my mom.
phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.
Something mom's always losing.
MOM; Hey SON!!
-WHat
-Wheerrees ma PHONE
-Damnit
your parents blame everything on this machine
me: My arm got shot!
mom: It's because of that damn phone!