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An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
Dude! Take him out using an egyptian throat punch!
Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.
Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\
Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!
Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”
I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.
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Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
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The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.
1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."
Can even fight anybody and get clapped by every verse
Virgin “hey mid punch man can solo your favorite anime verse”
Chad “goku solos mid punch man’s verse”
When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.
Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night