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Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”
I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.
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Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
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A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.
The only use the Punch of Kill Everything has is making a swimming pool
eating a girl out while puching her in the face
brian gave me a nasty tyson punch and munch after i gave him an anal probe
In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.
“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”
An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
Dude! Take him out using an egyptian throat punch!
Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.
Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\
Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!