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Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.
“Did you hear Teds with Angela now?“
“Nah, but she said to me he’s got Grippy Sock Cock“
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having a serious talk but in CODE!!!
we need to have a serious sock, 7 SOCKS! 5 SOCKS UNWANTED!!!
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An ad on this website for some reason.
OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE
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As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks
Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.
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When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
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stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.
Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.
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Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.
The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.
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