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A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.
Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!
Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.
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crop pickers in mexifornia ( AKA California )
mexican labor no wash hands after handling La Jolla's. not to worry it all gets recycled, comes out in the draft.
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When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.
When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit.
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an Ice Mexican is an Eskimo
look at that fucking ice mexican driving that peice of shit honda around. Fuck hondas and fuck Ice Mexicans.
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a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people
(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
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A hairy pink taco that smells like an armpit...
Man I was so waste last night that I woke up next to a Mexican Armpit
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the intentional occurence of flatulance in bed following sexual intercourse in which the male forcefully holds the bitches head under the covers until the stink is gone. Usually an indication that the bitch needs to leave.
Dude, this bitch would not shut the fuck up after I fucked her... so i gave a nasty wet mexican oven to shut her the fuck up.
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