Pieces of Tire left alongside the edge of the road/interstate
Look at all these road snake all over the road.!
Brinkley Road is A Road that starts on the corner of Allentown and goes all the way down until right before the Wendy's By Rivertowne..If u From Brinkley Road,.You Run Shit..Nobody can Fuck wit you..People Often DO NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKIN LONG BRINKLEY ROAD IS..Although They may not personally know one another,.Brinkley Road comes with pride..And They all see each other around..Posting at the Sunoco or Jackie chan are what many Brinkley Niggaz Do..Juggin on the block
Dumb Nigga :Aye moe lets go Rob them Niggaz
Smartest man alive:Shiiiiiid you trippin moe..That's a death wish..They from Brinkley Road .
When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
Roads that are a lot worse then they should be
Wow, these roads are like "Vic Roads"
have anal sex
From the web article: Joe Arridy was the happiest man on death row
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"He is one of the worst Mental Defective cases I have ever seen," the officer wrote. "I picked him up this morning for allowing some of the nastiest and Dirtiest things done to him that I have heard of."
According to the officer, Joe had been "manipulating the penis of Negro Boys with his mouth" and allowing said boys "to enter the dirty road with their penis." ("I would be more technical," the officer explained apologetically, "but do not know the terms.") In another time, Arridy might have been deemed an at-risk teen who'd been sexually exploited by older youths. But in 1929, he was simply a pervert who had to be locked away.
A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.