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A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
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the act of boning your sister when you first wake up in the morning while listing to classic rock music
Jessica : my brother Dave gave me the best West Virginia wood ive ever had before...and the song "more than a feeling" was awesome
Kyleigh : yeah my brother gave me that yesterday...he has a 7 inch cock and it better than a big black dude
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West Chester,PA...hmm let me think. To all those whose collars looking like wings have finally come down for landing, West Chester is a place where it is thought to be exceptable to use words suchas; rad,tubular,hollister,abrecrombie, and the worst of all TIN TOKER. Well while spednind my 4 years at East High School I made sure I avoided such homo's. The Class ahead of us was the last of a dying breed, and nearly hit extinction in my senior year. I really noticed this at our Mr. East contest when the only fag (homosexual) received the loudest appluase. What the hell is wrong with a town where its looked at as cool to take it in the poop shoot? Doesn't anyone remember the overzized M&M stuffing his face with saltines? Now that's somthing to make a town proud, but that's just my opinion. Anyway if you want the real side of West Chester its a click I claim of a bunch of ruthless Don's from the corrupted clip mafia to the stunning hott beis all the way to a Don Juan by the allias of Lance Delpot. This is the true West Chester a bunch of L burning money chasing natty guzzling pimps who will go from coast to coast showing you a good time. Now business... And I'm not talking about having your tiffanys and G-Q in the nearby malls, I'm talkin about a local headshop called Frolic where the best of the best as far as glass is sold. In west chester we notify each other of DUI stops as we drive by them drunk on the other side of the street laughin. Cause see we run the streets not only sober, but also drunk. Local beer distributors have gotten to the point where they dont even card because they know underaged kids will get their fix either way. Kegs are commonly consumed in large amounts, followed by heavy blazin of L's, bubbs, and bongs of all sorts.
One largely known fact of west chester is that it is the birthplace of shows such as jackass and other bullshit but what were really known for is our excellent play with the ball. And no I'm not talking about the wanna-be ballas who take their game to the borough and look like fools I'm talkin about a little thing called Beer Pong. Known worldwide we will put more cups in your face then a local titty bar, and were not nice about it, the common phrase after each shot sounds somewhat like drink it bitch, ill shit on your chest and piss in your mouth, followed by extensive brushin off of the shoulder and continued shit talking.I mean I'm not afraid of much but if I were to step to someone and found out they were from West Chester I'd back down due to the outragous quickness of the steel that we posess. And plainly put, we epitomize the phrase that men and boys wanna toss our salads and women want the rod in every single hole. If you disagree with any of the above, that you know maybe this isnt how you see west chester, then put down your casual beer, and stop your stories of the one time you tried pot in middle school and suck on my fuckin nut.
"Doggy I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, running red lights up in West Chester, PA. We untouchable
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West New York, New Jersey is a town with a huge population in the state of New Jersey. Inside of Hudson County next to Union City and Jersey City. The small city is mostly of hispanic races ranging from Puerto Ricans, Columbians, Dominicans, Equadorians, Mexicans, etc. Although it used to be mostly of Cuban and Italian origins. There is a high rate of gangs in the small city, and the only public high school named Memorial High School has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the country. The West New York Public School system is considered an Abbot School District in New Jersey meaning it is of low standards compared to the rest of the state along with public schools in Newark, Jersey City, Camden, Paterson, Trenton, New Brunswick, East Orange, Elizabeth, and Union City. West New York is inside the 201 area code in Northern New Jersey. It is also in Hudson County that is one of the ghetto counties along with Essex County. Because West New York is in Northern New Jersey it is heavily influenced by New York City while Southern New Jersey is influenced by Philadelphia. West New York, NJ has popular streets like Bergenline Ave. that stretches through all of W.N.Y. and Union City. Bergenline holds parades, and has a variety of stores. Kennedy Boulevard and Palisades Avenue are the nicer areas in West New York, unlike areas like Broadway Avenue and Hudson Avenue.
West New York, NJ is sometimes referred to as Stomp City, or just W.N.Y., Hispanic Nation, home of the second largest Memorial Day Parade, and one of the urban .03% tax districts.
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A shit hole, ruled by evil satanic overlord, "Mr. Beers". Located in Mendham NJ, attended by local residents of Chester, NJ. It has a large heroine problem. Since many of the mendham students have a shit ton of money, and are stupid as hell, will buy a gram of oregano for 100 dollars, and than spend the rest of the night saying "dude, im so high right now" after snorting the oregano, like the fucking dumbasses they are (see wolfpack .
West Morris Mendham Highschool sucks
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A band/drillteam/tallflags in Torrance which is made up of highly skilled musicans/dancers/flagpleople. This band compeats in compitions far away, which means many perverted bus rides. The Flutes in the band are super skilled and out-play any trumpet. The Entertainment Unit gives up a week of their summer to practice, and is outside in the fog every morning at 7:02 in the fall, just to practice
person A:Did you see that group preform? They were so kick ass
person B:ya, they were the West High Entertainment Unit
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West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of PokΓ©mon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
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