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hey, i just saw ur mom now i have THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD (specifically milo from the band dezert raatz mom) - Alisa from dezert raatz
Money duh, use every form of Tao(w) good and bad as one army.
One World Government,
The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”
The ability to solve any problem when half asleep, but with the inability to remember the solution once awakened.
John: "I swear, last night before I fell asleep, I was working all of those differential equations in my head. Today, I'm looking at a blank piece of paper again."
Jane: "Sounds like a classic case of World Hunger Syndrome."
The habit of people dressing casually for any occasion or location: Wearing flip-flops to a funeral. Wearing an NFL jersey to church. Wearing a T-shirt and jeans to a wedding.
In Walt Disney World, guests are welcome to dress however they want when going out to dinner or to one of the bars or night clubs on sight. Some people have taken this mentality and applied it to every aspect of their lives, outside of Disney World.
I saw James at the wedding last weekend, he was wearing a green T shirt and pair of Wrangler jeans. He really has a Disney World Fashion about his dress.
The time in which a girl tells her boyfriend she’s on her period but doesn’t want to embarrass herself by saying it out loud
Babe, it’s world war p and you don’t wanna know.
It's an amazing fact! Jewel World Domination will happen in the year 9091 anyways, follow @_luvyongie in twitter.
"Hey! Have you heard about the news in 9091?"
"Huh? What is it?"
"It's about Jewel World Domination! Go follow @_luvyongie in twitter to be updated!"