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camel toe dunking

Slamming one's face in between a woman's vaginal lips.

Man, my face was soaked after I went camel toe dunking in Mary's tuna last night.

by BluLouBoyle September 15, 2017

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The Tip-Toe Rule

When two people meet, usually online in an online chat room, and through common hardships, life experiences, witty humor, and intellect fall in love. Both parties are madly in love, but for for one reason or another are afraid of telling the other party. The tip-toe rule is designed to keep one party from saying the words "I love you" at a time when both are emotionally vulnerable and are afraid from falling off an emotion cliff with no bottom. It is believed by respecting this boundary that these two people will be able to build a relationship meant to endure, and last the test of time.

The tip-toe rule is a rule deisgned and created by two people to protect their fragile relationship. Usually a fool-hearty decision because there are no guarantees of a tomorrow.

"Dexter sat down looking longingly at the object of his affection. His own recently jaded heart wanted to tell the woman of his affection that he loved her with all his heart, but was afraid of falling into the abyss from which he could never climb. In fact, in a series of bad comedies, he unknowingly threw himself down into the abyss by abiding by the tip-toe rule. To this day, Dexter has never been able to find his way out."

by Dexter Thorne August 24, 2017

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Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.

Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

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peep toe mafia

Women 25-34. The new power structure in the workplace. The opposite of The Old Boys Network.

You need to find a mentor in the Peep Toe Mafia if you want that job.

by baronkgc August 30, 2015

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suck ma toe

just an insult to someone off the top of ur head. meanin and abbreiveation of suck ma knob or suck it!

"oi you dobber, suck ma toe!!"

by K&S April 15, 2006

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Persian under toe

The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.

I was at Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's parents and I totally gave her a Persian under toe.

by Pooyow118 April 15, 2011

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camel toe kahn

israelite who needs to stop buying tight clothes

Amanda: Did you see what camel toe kahn was wearing today?
Justin Sponholz: Yes i did, and it turned me on

by Captain Sex April 26, 2005

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