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When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.
"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"
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This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.
Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?
No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.
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A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
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n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!
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same as a " fart " , ' gator bark , saddamn hussein breath , whiff o' nerve gas . ASS GAS .
that " TURD BURP " came from your DIRECTION , chump !
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When taking crap and it is so extreme that when it pops out you are destined to her negro associated words
Mysterious toilet speech: "Damn that shit took to life outta me i'm 'onna go shoot some nigger bitch in da face to show ma respects....word!"
You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"
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Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant
Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight
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