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operation ninja turtles

if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news

yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?

yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.

by kissuke urahare January 1, 2024


Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.

"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."

by Mitkish September 12, 2014


Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018


turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 22, 2021


What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022


What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022


peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019