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The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
Commonly used as a part of home design.
Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...
YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason
Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: YoGo in the woods NOW!
A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.
How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut