Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

2👍 1👎

Shlop

When a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a 'shlop' before swallowing.

John takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his coke. With it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
Davy comments "like a bit of Shlop do we?"

27👍 9👎

Shlop

The physical form of sexual intercourse/oral sex. The origin of the word derives from the sound sex makes, or "shlop."

"Dude, I fuckin' shlopped two beeshes last night. It was insane."

"I was so smacked last night, I didn't even know I was shlopping this beesh."

Walt Wittman beeshes love the shlop

55👍 25👎

Shlop

A better way of describing a Blowjob that is done in a sloppy way.

“This bad bitch gave me shlop last night and it was tremendously outstanding.”

Shlop

Idk I just made it up.

Shlop.

7👍 3👎

Shlop

The term for inviting a girl into the shower with you.

"The water is warm. Do you wanna shlop in with me?"

6👍 4👎

shlop

1.a fat, disgusting, smelly, dirty, or disease infected female

2.Gross whore

Did you see that shlop that just walked passed? She had to weigh damn near 400 pounds!

That bitch is such a shlop, she fucked everyone at my lunch table!

21👍 27👎