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Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
multiple, thinly formed shit in a toilet bowl. Not quite diarrhea. Light in color.
A day where you can put anything in a bucket. Starts January 12.
ayo man wanna be in Bucket Day?
I LOVE BUCKET DAY MAN YEAH
A day where you can put ANYTHING in a bucket, even you if you have a big bucket, starts January the 12th.
ayo wanna celebrate bucket day?
yeah sure!
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Do you know how the mascot of KFC always gives the family's some chicken in a bucket? Yes, you may call that the wonderful, divine, amazing...thing..? KFC in a BUCKET! Normally used in KFC commercials. When the mother of children in the commercial is holding the bucket of the tasty chicken tendies their faces seem to light up like they are the star on top of a Christmas tree
"Mother! May I have some KFC in a bucket, please? It would make my day and of course make yours too! KFC is wonderful :D"
Bucket ride is lacking a brain.
Ally and Broden bucket ride.
To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!