The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
Ham-arm
/verb/
To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.
a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.
see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley
Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.
"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"
I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(
Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…
A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.
Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.
first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.