blue screen of death

An error message on a blue screen and uses the MS-DOS font. This happens when major or "fatal" errors occur. In some cases you can press any key "to continue," but sometimes pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a "System halted._" message.

Windows ME sucks. I get blue screens of death 24/7.

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Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.

Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"

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Death Kwan Do

A martial arts skill harnessed by mastering the powers of Mullets and Cutt-Off jeans.

Popularized by "The Regular Show"

I learned The death-punch of death
What?
It's Death Kwan Do

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

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Blue Screen of Death

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Getting railed to death

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- Sara Lee commented with a few eggplants, water drop, a train and a ghost emoji and that's a reference to?

- Getting railed to death, yes.

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Death Star docking

(V) To place multiple penises inside the foreskin of another man's penis. The foreskinned recipient hums the Star Wars theme song while the penises enter to capture the feeling of spacecraft entering the mothership.

Frank and Jason were Death Star docking with Kevin last week at the sleepover

Andy ripped his foreskin in half while attempting Death Star docking with Jeff and Gary

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