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She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.
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my sizzlin cooked homedawg served with relish and cheese
yo whaddup frankfurter?
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something I can’t eat cuze i don’t eat meat aka I like women.
im a lesbain, I don’t eat frankfurter!!!!!!!
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It's the economy, stupid!
The most hardworking city in Germany.
Strong through multicultural diversity.
Finest chicas!
1:what have you done, you f** addict?
2:sorry dude, I had to burn down that empty soap factory in Sossenheim. It was freaking me out.
1: Ohh, ok then.
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Strange city in Germany where wine grows on the trees (applewine).
Only european city that has some kind of skyline.
Also known for its famous sausages.
Guy 1: I live in Frankfurt.
Mr. 2: Which one? Frankfurt/Main or Frankfurt/Oder?
Guy 1: FFS YOU IDIOT! There is only one real Frankfurt->Frankfurt/Main
We should burn down this fking eastern German city that is so poor that it even can't efford an own name.
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When a place has a food named after it, it's been frankfurted.
Named after the German city frankfurters come from.
Q: Hey why are Hamburgers called that?
A: Someone must have Frankfurted Hamburg.
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Only european city with skyscrapers.. Although very few, it's growing fast..
The city also has one of the worlds biggest music happenings, the "music messe".
And all you can get there is cheep beer, sausages and FUCKIN sauercraut... so long stayings are definetly out of the question.
"Ich want...ehh wolle eine Frankfurter haben?"
"Mit sauercraut?"
"NO!!!"
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