Bedroom Eyes

Windows to your hole.

Her bedroom eyes were impossible to see from behind.

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bugner's eye

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female
genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's
closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye

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Whale Eye

The look one partner gives the other while performing fellatio or cunnilingus; looking out of the side or corner of wide eyes to assess the level of enjoyment.

Last time I hooked up with that chick I gave her a facial, this time she kept giving me the whale eye.

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Shit Eyes

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.

Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.

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Disco eye

When you get a migraine and you see all sorts of colours flying around in your vision and shit making you trip balls.

Aw shit man, I'm tripping off disco eye again.

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fud eyes

A derogatory term for someone who has narrow eyes, primarily those from the Far East.

OI, FUD EYES! MAKE US SOME NOODLES.

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Whispering Eye

The vagina of a human female.

Augie: Tell her you miss her whispering eye.
Danny: I miss your whispering eye.

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