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A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.
Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”
Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”
taking a wee in the toilet
Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants
The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.
Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.
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The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.
Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.
Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants
When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor
Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants
To take a fierce or emergency poo. The act of pooing.
1) Shortly after sampling everything on the All You Can Eat Buffet, I realized I needed to hell my pants immediately!
2) Do you need to hell your pants, Johnny?
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A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.
When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!
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