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An exclamation said after a great idea or plan is thought of, indicating that something big is about to happen. Often times with a dramatic pause after "Oh my god..." or "You guys..." to gain maximum audience.
Oh my god... We just invented the Internet!
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Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.
I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.
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A very toxic fandom that can give me a fucking stroke
What's more toxic than a nuclear dump, oh fuck it's some Unikitty internet shit
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It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.
SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
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The dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.
Kent - "Hey Dave, I found some Deep Space Internet Poetry."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything is red,
I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."
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When matters of kickarse are being discussed, it is proper manners to refer to arse as such.
"Woah! Johnny! That video with the narwhal beating up the bear kicked ass!"
"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"
"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."
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