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Shit heads

A person, or group of people, who do rediculously idiotic things, or a number of them. A very large number.

Sara Sam and Colleen choose to go to Safeway at midnight, drive to South East DC at 1 a.m., and then continue to drive to Richmond at 3 a.m. Those shit heads got themselves pulled over within the first 5 minutes of their trip, stopped in Richmond only to use a bathroom, and then turned around and drove home in morning rush hour traffic. They are the shittiest of all shit heads and they probably deserve some kind of award.

by Colleen M January 11, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

156๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

by nick November 4, 2003

77๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

367๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 28, 2011

428๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


pig in shit

A very happy state of mind; pure joy. When everything works out in your favor, you're happier than a pig in shit.

Pigs seem to be happiest when they are wallowing in their own filth.

I just got a promotion, a raise, a window office, AND an assistant! When I think about my life right now, I'm a pig in shit!

When Steve won the lottery, he was a pig in shit.

Tawny and I went out last night, and we went all the way! This morning, I woke up a pig in shit!

by Slamnanigans May 21, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit spritz

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!

by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž