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Going to the gym to pick up girls.
Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.
Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.
Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
This New Out of Date Dodge Ram is for sale for $9.9
October 4th, Ask Your Crush Day, This Can Be Used In Many Places Like, School, Work, And Many More
I’m Ask My Crush On Prom On Ask Crush To Date You Day
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1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship
2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
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An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.
You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"
(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)