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Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.
Look at Kevin, what a straight white cis male, how revolting.
Kevin is a guy with normal size dick. (But way more bigger than Ken’s
“I heard that Kevin has a small dick.” “You should check Ken’s before you say so’”
Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.
i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.
the most hated guy alive. He is annoying and is most likely asian he gets no bitches
omg I don't want to date Kevin
Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
Kevin is a smaller man. Loves Ed Sheeran a sus amount and refers to himself as an “island boi” Men named Kevin often get humiliated at 2k by men named Nathan. Definitely the type of guy to refer to his pets as kids.
“Kevin got clapped at 2k again”