gypsy juice

Cider, especially rough scrumpy ciders.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.

Dave: "Fancy getting some beers in tonight, Kev?"

Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"

Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"

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Booster Juice

A smoothie drink that spoiled teenage/adolescent girls drink because they believe a beverage that costs $5.00 + will be beneficial to then.

Really, all smoothies are atleast 320 calories +, and cosist of frozen fruit, a "booster" and sugar saturated fruit punch.

Boosters can consist of calcium, whey protein, macha, etc. Usually increasing calory count and given in such small amounts that "healthy" results remain unoticeable to the drinker. Great for weight gain if you're a guy. Or a girl if you like.

The overweight girl woddled into the lecture hall with her overstretched Lululemon pants on and giant TNA bag while she guzzled down her Booster Juice.

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Juice Me

the act of getting jerked off vigorously into a cup, and then the female drinks the cum from the cup.

you: hey babe.
babe: Yes?
you: Will you juice me? I've had such a long day at the office, Jerome was a real dick today.

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root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

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ugly juice

Ugly Juice: N. It is the substance or liquid that dribbles out of ugly or appalling girls. Can sometime stain and can be seen with a black light.

"....Yo Tommy I got ugly juice on you comforter last night".

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Hood Juice

Term for drink popular in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Also known as "Irving Ale". Hood Juice is a mix of whiskey and cola in a bottle of Pepsi or Diet Pepsi from a hood bodega.

Yo, let's cool on the stoop and sip on dat hood juice.

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Nigger Juice

A Juice not drunk, but felt...
The biggest benefits come from the deeper understanding of the juice’s essence: the union of body, mind, and spirit. Mind-body integration means establishing a healthy dialogue between your thoughts and your cells. While the body appears to be material, it’s really a field of energy and intelligence that’s inextricably connected to the mind. Your beliefs, thoughts, and emotions influence every cell in the body and therefore play a major role in your wellbeing

Hammy: Pass me some of that nigger juice homie
Me : no

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