Code-o-phobia

Code-O-Phobia *noun*
to develop a negative feeling while developing messy code

Example: "Damn bro I think I got Code-O-Phobia

Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

bucket o' lard

An insult to make people feel bad about them self.

Tynan is a Bucket O' Lard.

swag-o-knight

a swag-o-knight a swagmeister who has reached such epic proportions of swag they can turn their swag into weapons

level 10 swaggot: yo sup homedog yo got no swag wanna fight? come on den homedog! level 1000000000000000000000000000000 swag-o-knight *materialises swag-o-sword and steals all his swag*

blow an o ring

taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...

oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..

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Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.

Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto

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thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

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