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Pocket Gay
Someone who is Gay within there pockets or pants
Instead of closet gay you could be a pocket gay where you will sit down somewhere and put your hands in your pocket and masterbate while looking at another person of the same gender
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Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.
I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.
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An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.
The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!
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Similar to "the royal we" but less condescending. Usually a retort when someone volunteers you to do something without asking you first.
"I have to move out of my apartment this weekend, can you guys help me?" Jake asked. "Sure thing, we'll be there first thing Saturday" Ryan said. "Whoa, what's this 'we' bullshit?" I replied, "you got a mouse in your pocket?"
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The opening in the front of boys underwear.
My pee-pee pocket is supposed to be in the front.
A skinny woman with wide pointy hips.
That woman is very pretty, however her hips look like she has a pocket full of boomerangs.
When someone poops into someone else’s asshole.
Hey David, want to give me a steaming hot pocket tonight? Oh Donnie, you know I love sharing my steaming hot pockets with you!