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how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?
A podcast made by Qcode and Woodelf, co-produced and acted in by Mark Edward Fishbach. The podcast is soon to air into a netflix show.
Well fuck me with a chainsaw but I don't think anyone in this diddly darn website knows what The edge of sleep is.
When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.
"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!
A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up
Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake
when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.
We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.
When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.
1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo
While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.
That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!
I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.
Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!