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When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.
Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?
Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise
When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.
The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.