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take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

bro, take a hot shower”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022


Taking a quiet one

when you take a break from something or stay home.

"Eugene you wanna go out tonight" " no I'm gonna stay home and taking a quiet one"

by a slice of bread February 26, 2012


Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.

John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again

by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012


take the L sToOpId

Take the L sToOpId means that your basically saying HA! YOU LOST!! TAKE THE LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TAKE THE L STOOPID. (Jobany beat Jennifer in a game of cup pong, and Jobany used to word(s) TAKE THE L STOOPID)

by Helga.Has.Entered.The.Chat February 23, 2019


TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021


Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.

Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017


Take-Ones-Dough

A Korean martial art with an emphasis on kicks. There are several miss-spellings including 'Tae Kwon Do', 'Taekwondo' or 'Taekwon-Do'.

Take= Means to collect
Ones= A person or individuals

Dough= Money

Person 1: "I know a guy that is a black belt in Take-Ones-Dough he also teaches it"

Person 2: "Well he must be good at it then"

by tak_tak November 1, 2021