You wish you were having sex instead of searching it up on urban dictionary to get horny
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1. Something that you looked up on urban dictionary because you don't know that pornhub exists
2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.
3. A math equation
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply
"What kind of guy are you to search up sex on urban dictionary?! BITCH, JUST GO TO PORN HUB!"
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If youโre too young it will fuck up your life. If youโre to old you wonโt have fun. If youโre just right thereโs two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So donโt have sex.
โI like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.โ
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To have sex
I was with my girlfriend and she said "Follow me." I followed her and she went into the girl's bathroom. So I went in quickly. There I saw her, in the stall, wide open stall, and her sexy vagina there. I walked up and undressed her shirt. Then her bra. Finally, I got whst I wanted. A naked but sexy girl. I rammed my dick into her vagina. She gave a tiny squeal. I went in and out quickly. We were sexing. "Oh Nate, that feels so damn good..." she said, moaning in satisfaction. It felt good.
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even sexier sexy sex. the hardest to get but best sex out there.
dude 1: me n my girl had sexy sex
dude 2: yeah but me and mine had sexity sexy sex sex
dude 1: damn bro sexity sexy sex sex is the best sex you can get, you lucky af
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