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A fartsack. A sleeping bag.
Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.
After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.
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1) Flatulence resulting from the ingestion of mass quantities of fast food and beer; 2) a cast member of Jersey Shore
I went to McDonald's with that greasy fart Snookie where we drank 40s from brown bags (the manager lets us, Snookie blows him for the privilege) as we wolfed down Big Macs; we both had greasy farts for three days.
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wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.
Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!
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A Pyroclastic Fart is named after 'pyroclastic density current'; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.
A Pyroclastic Fart is characterised by several key factors. It is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. Too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. It behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.
A: "wow man, that was a seriously Wet One!"
B: "Worse than, it was a Pyroclastic Fart"
A: "Oh no..."
B: "yeah, its Pompeii all over again."
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n. A flatulence released while atop of a surf board in such a manner that the vibration is felt throughout the board while producing an odor so foul that your olifactories feel as if they had been attacked by a band of pirates. The flatulent must occur below the water and must be smelt above.
I would have been killed by that shark at Rodanthe Pier if it had not been for Brendon's pirate fart which swiftly disoriented the beast.
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An accidental quick loud fart. It sounds similar to a shotgun blast.
Yea, she looked at me, when i shotgun farted in the library.
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when you do a girl up the ass and she farts on your dick
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